Okay y’all, just so you won’t get it twisted. I could care less than a pig’s ear about celebrity weddings! But, on the other hand, I know you guys do and that’s why I’m here to get to the whys of a lot of this celebrity bull crap:) Got your attention huh? Now, get this: During the month of August, we’ve seen/heard of 3 other celebrity weddings besides that of Reality Show “know how to make that money” Kim Kardashian. Nooo, don’t hate- just reiteriate!
As I was saying, there were 3 other nuptials in August; Brooke Burke , Sherri Shepherd and Joy Behar! The media gave a splice of copy to these celebrities and their significant nuptial hookups, but, not sooo much where the viewers were getting tired of hearing about it-and then came August 20th and the princess bride. Kim Kardashian aka Kim K. aka Reality Show Queen and self made opportunistic money maker mogul marries Kris Humphries, a basketball player for the New Jersey Nets.! (and we thought it would be Reggie Bush)
The behind the scenes money-making deals from Kim’s wedding to 26 year old Kris Humphries is beyond spectacular! According to The Post, the wedding raked in over 17 million dollars for the newlywed couple. Then, there were the freebies from sponsors wanting to just be associated with the Kim Kardashian’s brand! Reports are that Kim’s mom, Kris Jenner even got a free facelift out of the deal!
Celebrities marry and don’t necessarily have a good reason for doing so (LOVE would be a good place to start, don cha know). Kim Kardashian appears to be very focused on the “Whys” when she married Kris Humphries. And Kris seemingly wasn’t shelling out his own money with this hookup either… Did he actually buy that engagement ring? Didn’t he get that diamond wedding ring for a steal?
Oh, well, perhaps people might want to reflect upon celebrity weddings and what not; the ‘Whys” and “Hell nos”. The “congrats.” As for this g-mogul… I SEE money!
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.27.11 (thesuperficial.com)
- Celebrity Rant (dochalloween.wordpress.com)
- Guess the Celebrity Home! (casasugar.com)